SUSPERFECTUS
Independent Professor Pyg of Batman DC
Written by Blue

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GUIDELINES

1) Hello! My name is Blue or Pygmun, whichever you like. Any pronouns are fine. These rules are pretty important, so please take the time to read them. Thank you!2) This blog is extremely NSFW and trigger-heavy. My muse is a villain and knows no bounds. I won’t restrain my muse, and you are free to do the same with your own. So please proceed carefully, you might find some of the stuff here extremely offensive and/or upsetting. Think twice if you really want to see this on your dash.3) I will NOT interact with muns under 21. This is nothing against my underage followers, but considering the highly NSFW nature of most of my writing, I do not want to take any risks. If you are under 21, I recommend not following me at all. By starting to write with me you automatically confirm that you are over 21. If we are having a thread right now and you are under 21, I’m sorry but I ask you to tell me and drop the thread. If I find out that you tricked me into thinking you have reached legal age, I will block you. That being said, I WILL interact with underage muses.4) All triggering material will NOT be tagged. Frequent triggering topics include body horror, drugs, gore, abuse, violence, suicide, torture, murder, drug abuse, alcohol abuse. If you have a specific trigger, please tell me and I’ll make a special tag for you. Smut goes under the cut, and is tagged as #lemon. As for me, I can’t say I have any triggers (except Pyg from the Gotham show, keep that bastardization away from me), but I’d prefer not seeing anything related to animal abuse, especially when it comes to felines.5) When it comes to adult muses, Pyg might make an uninvited move and drop obscene hints. Do not take this as my attempt to force any kind of smutty/shipping interaction on you. Pyg has a high libido, such behaviour is natural to him and means nothing OOC, unless you are interested in developing the thread in that direction, in that case just tell me ;).6) Mun =/= Muse. I don’t share my muse’s opinions and don’t try to justify his actions. I’m against everything Pyg does and thinks.7) If you don’t want to be followed by me, please hardblock me so I don’t get confused.8) My inspiration is fickle, I’m not a prolific writer and quite often life forces me to abandon the blog for days, please be understanding of that. You can always take your time doing replies, I’m a very patient person. And it’s totally okay to ask me about replies if I owe you them for a long time. Chances are I simply didn’t get the notification.9) Please don’t godmod or metagame me, that is, if your muse is not an actual god or sorcerer etc.10) If I see you reblog a callout or a political post, I'll unfollow. I don't give a damn whose side you're on, I want zero drama on the dash.11) Thanks for reading my rules!

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ABOUT

Professor Pyg is a Batvillain that first appeared in Grant Morrison’s run on Batman&Robin in 2007. It’s necessary to emphasize that I write strictly Morrison’s version of this character, since now there are other interpretations of him in various media.Professor Pyg (real name Lazlo Valentin) is a former agent of Spyral , an international monster of a spy organisation (whose secrets you will find out if you read the comic books, I’m not spoiling). His specialization was development of mind-altering drugs. For unclear reasons Lazlo was subjected to the effects of one of his own inventions, which caused severe damage to his personality and sprouted the development of violent schizophrenia. Lazlo Valentine was replaced by Professor Pyg, a brutal maniac obsessed with ideas of art, beauty and perfection. Most of his perverted crimes include creation of so-called dollotrons, zombified monsters created from people via drug-induced personality erasure, lobotomy, possible sterilization and fusion of a disfigured doll mask with the flesh of their face. Dollotrons are Pyg’s silent drones that obey his every order and help him capture more victims for his atrocious experiments. He is rarely seen without his mask that depicts a pig.As we still aren’t given full information on Lazlo Valentine’s / Professor Pyg’s parameters and history, this portrayal is a mix of canon data and my own headcanons.SOME ESSENTIAL DETAILS THAT YOU’LL SEE IN MOST OF THE THREADS:Pyg himself does not pose a threat in hand-to-hand combat, but his dollotrons do. He makes them from ex-marines and professional fighters.Pyg will smell anything on your muse. This headcanon is a pun, because pigs have a fine sense of smell.In most of the threads Pyg appears wearing a pig mask that has no expression.Pyg’s intonations when talking are very similar to those depicted in A Clockwork Orange.Pyg will find your muse ugly because his beauty standards are completely upside down.

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